Indian mangoes are squishy, sweet and delicately fragrant....they have a certain...perfume taste to them which makes them ten times a more exotic mango than your common all garden Southeast Asian mango, which are nice and mangoey but do not possess the same floral undertones as the Indian mango....overall I highly recommend Indian mangoes, they have lifted my enthusiasm for tropical fruits once again, just at the point when I thought there was little else to discover.

Another favourite fruit sampled in Singapore was durian, although Phil describes it "like eating vanilla custard in a latrine". I tend to think that people that say this have not had a perfect durian in season. I agree that out of season they can taste a bit like this, but in season they are like a warm sweet avocado with what I can only describe as a certain nyum nyum -ieness.
The smell that most people complain of is imperceptible to me. I am, it appears durian proof. So I bought one on the street in Singapore. I was all excited until Hock reminded me that I could not take it back to the hotel, in a taxi or on the train. So I opted to eat it on the street.
As I stood there nibbling on large fleshy soft chunks of durian a group of Indian women wandered past and peered inside my polystyrene container and I overheard one proclaim just within earshot
"oh I didn't know that they could eat that"

how did she know you were foreign? were you wearing your "I Heart Aotearoa" cap again?
ReplyDeleteactually everywhere I went in Singapore I got funny looks can only be described here as a "where the fuck are you from" look. I know to most whities I look asian, but to most asians I look...well, just odd...
ReplyDeleteIn fact the only place in the world that I have ever been mistaken for a local was in Japan.
I put it down to my pale complexion and bad teeth
haha but u don't have chernobyl teeth!!
ReplyDeletei find that really strange...
maybe it's more normal to have half-japanese people in japan? (would never have guessed i'd say something like that - painting Japan as biracially inclusive)
As much as I'd like to take credit for the "latrine" line, I'm not that witty. Anthony Burgess wrote it.
ReplyDeletei LOVED that line and wanted to dine with you immediately!
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