Yeah well, I'm sure if David Chang had personally cooked my bowl of noodles and I had not been charged up the ass then I would have a different impression too

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personally, i like my ramen up the ass

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well that is of course an entirely personal matter

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I swear I woke to several emails this morning that contained the above.

Halfway through the exchange somehow they thought it was ok to copy me in.




Tampopo really is such a special movie.

Do know how difficult it is to remove egg yolk from lace?

About as difficult as shucking an oyster or driving a train through a tunnel.. that’s how difficult.

New York Times Pancake News

Drug use is surging among fishermen in the northwest.

From DAS

Fishermen in north-western Banteay Meanchey province on the Thai border, around 450 kilometres from the capital, were luring their prey with fermented fish paste laced with drugs, but their more ethical colleagues were crying foul, the Khmer-language daily Kampuchea Thmey reported.

The bait, which is made in neighbouring Thailand and Vietnam, instantly turned popular table species such as elephant fish from fighters into ecstatic love junkies that practically jumped into the boat, the paper said.

Banteay Meanchey provincial governor Orn Sum said by telephone that he doubted the veracity of the reports, but if true, anglers caught dealing drugs to the province’s fish population could face legal consequences.

I like to think that I have some idea about what ecstatic love junkie fish would be like...having watched the Mighty Boosh episode "The Legend of Old Greg"....here's a starter for you.....and if you want to find out more about underwater fish love watch the rest of the episode.

Posters in Cobble Hill, Brooklyn:





Sex on a stick huh?

I pity the fool who fucks with the mouse.

Kelis - Milkshake

Posted Dec 18, 2003

She shakes her mighty milk jugs and all the boys come to her yard. Drink it up.

Another food song......yes I'm procrastinating

I just did a search on wiki to find out more about uni/ sea urchins

Culinary
Humans consume sea urchin ("roe") either raw or briefly cooked. Sea urchin "roe" is not actually roe, but rather the organs that produce the roe (the gonads). Five strips of roe reside within the structure of the urchin, a yellowish or orange substance resembling a rather firm custard. Sea urchin roe is a popular food in Korean cuisine, and it is called "uni" in Japanese sushi cuisine. It is a traditional food in Chile, where it is known as an "erizo". Sea urchins are highly appreciated in Spain, Greece where they are known as "achinos"-(αχινός), and also in Italy where they are known as "ricci di mare". Apart from domestic consumption, Chile and a number of other countries export the sea urchin to Japan in order to meet its demand throughout the country. Traditionally considered an aphrodisiac, sea urchin "roe" has been found to contain the cannabinoid anandamide