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Try this...Burmese prawn head dahl

Put small amount of oil in a pot...fry one or two cloves of finely chopped garlic

Add yellow lentils, water and prawn heads and boil until cooked

Add salt to taste

Serve with more cripsy garlic if desired. Eat on its own or with other appropriate things

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Are you a member of "The Chup Group?"

certificate

The Chip Group a partnership between local industry groups and the New Zealand Heart Foundation focused on improving the nutritional profile of chips or chups.

Judging from their website* and giveaways they have received some serious funding.

*Note awesome chip wallpaper.

If you do decide to join up like me you will be privy to some pretty spectacular videos covering topics such as optimum "chip size", "oil temperature", "basket drainage" and of course "salt"

After watching seven amusing clips which cover topics such as THUCK cut CHUPS are BUTTAR for your HELF and that you should not use SKUNNY CHUPS. I aced the tests (sorry modules) and received my certificate for which I am very proud.

The Chip Group recommends printing your certificate off and showing your work mates. Which is exactly what I did but Chalong my sous chef burnt it on an open flame. Where is the respect.

The Chip Group is now busily sending my two nieces in Auckland (I used their address as I thought it would be asking a tad much to send the goodie bag to Bangkok)

1 bottle of Kiwi Style Tomato Sauce (6 muthafucken liters!!!)
1 bottle of Kiwi Style Tartar Sauce (Also 6 ltrs!!! BURP)
1 Jar Kiwi Style Deep Frying Baking Powder (2 kg!)
1 jar of Kiwi style Chicken Salt Seasoning (2.5 kg!!!!!!!!)
1 apron and t-shirt (hopefully size XXXL as the girls little Hello Kitty t-shirts will not fit them after eating 12 liters of heavily processed condiments)

It was not a complete waste of 30 minutes. I learnt that 2.5 thousand tons of fat is equal 632 elephants. WTF? Actually this is the total amount of fat that they wish to remove each year from the NZ populations diet by cooking a better chip which is not a bad idea if you have ever seen Maytels dads tummy.

Anyway the password for my membership was horsefat which the website never once referred to which is a shame really as it is a nice middle ground, bridging the worlds of high and low saturated fats and producing a pretty good chip.

Anyway...Ella and Liv enjoy the 2 kg of Kiwi Style Deep Frying Baking Powder.

Virgins of the American Food



Here's the Burger King's advertisement site.

There are already plenty of criticisms and people blogging about this, such as:

Minnesota Hmong protesting against Burger King's Whopper Virgins campaign, on Twin Cities Daily Planet

Burger King Offends Global Culture on the Telegraph by Emily Haile

Burger King is Despicable: A Rant by Pico and the Man

Like the above two bloggers I guess the critics would find refuge in the Inuit's man's remarks that he prefers seal meat over hamburgers... but since the BK shows it as a part of their documentary-ish ad, I wonder if this is carefully crafted by the BK ad crew.

While I haven't been to either Baan Mon Kghor or Baan Khun Chang Kian myself, I also wonder if these villages are really that remote, in a similar vein with what Seng Vang is commenting:
This is obviously a false, as the specific people in the ads (who are our relatives) HAVE seen burgers before, lots of it. Almost every Hmong Thai villages in Thailand have a TV. Thailand has how many BK franchises? How many commercials in Thai have these franchises run in the past several decades? Even the most remote Hmong villages in Thailand, like the ones in your ad, drive Toyota Tundras, talk to their relatives in St. Paul on their cell phones, and watch CNN and BBC on their satellite TVs. Never seen a burger? Pure fiction. Hmong villagers in Thailand aren’t as backward or primitive as you want Americans or the world to think.
From what I have seen in the mountains of Thailand, some Hmong villages are indeed remote with no electricity, but some Hmong villages are electrified, in that case villagers do own satellite dishes.

I wonder why the BK ad crew chose the Hmong people of all "remote" and "tribal" people they could choose from, even though there are significant number of Hmong people who have immigrated to the U.S. after the Vietnam War, who would voice their opinions. If they wanted to pick up some of the most "remote" and "tribal" people from Thailand, they could have gone for the Mlabri people, for instance.

My guess is that the BK ad crew picked the Hmong villages because they are actually some of the most accessible of all the tribal villages. In the documentary-ish video, the Hmong people there are actually speaking Thai, and I won't be surprised if they have come down to the city of Chiang Mai and came across BK and McDonald's outlets in the night bazaar area where they'd sell their beautifully embroidered goods and silver jewelry to tourists.

The Relativity of Slow Food

There are three main reasons to dine out in my view. These are a) convenience, b) to eat something that you could not attempt to make yourself at home given lack of access to ingredient or inadequate culinary skills, and/or equipment needed etc, that is food that is inaccessible by other way, and c) food that is relatively technically simple with easy access to ingredients but so time consuming and laborious that you'd rather go out, i.e. slow food. Examples would be a) McDonalds* b) El Bulli (technically difficult) and c) Abla's (easy home made Lebanese food)

Since I now live in Bangkok and not in Carlton Melbourne where I was once within striking distance of Abla's, from time to time I will make some of her recipes, like her chicken and rice, pictured below. Whenever I make traditional home made meals like this one, it never fails to strike me as to how simple yet time consuming they are. When I make Abla's chicken and rice I always have the same day dream while I meticulously shred the chicken breast into fine threads of meat, of Lebanese women all sitting around at a kitchen table gossiping and cooking the whole day. Since traditional home made foods in so many parts of the world require more than one dish, indeed they are usually comprised of several, I always think that traditional foods are explicitly designed to keep women busy.

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Of course these categories overlap somewhat, technically difficult food is also time consuming and depending on who you are and how culinarily challenged you are (new word culinarily). If you are for instance a teenaged boy you may consider a hamburger to be slow food, especially if you have to cook it yourself. If for instance you are to some degree immobilised in some capacity and tend to execute physical activities like cooking at the pace of a sloth all food would be for you slow, but perhaps this is more a case of you being slow rather than the food per se. For some people anything beyond microwaving a meal for 10 minutes is considered a chore. Thus the idea of time and therefore the degree to which food can be considered "slow" must be relative. Of course I realise that the term slow food is not merely literal but figurative too, it is supposed to engender a commitment to seasonality, social justice and good taste (by whatever standards). An unpacking of David Harvey's "time-space compression" imposed upon us by the unrelenting demands of modern life, where a day passes in a second and 100 kilometers can be compressed into an hour long car ride. It is for many a contrived effort to return to a time less complicated and above all slower.

To which I say fuck that. I've lived in Cambodia and had to put up with inadequate transportation systems, where a 100 kilometer boat ride to Battambang took ten hours and nearly killed me. Where food is seasonal and a large majority of the population goes hungry at night because they have yet to untether themselves from the boundaries imposed by nature. The food doesn't necessarily taste that much better in fact, in my view it tastes worse because the subsistence orientation of most vegetables means that quality standards are low, most vegetables in Cambodia are used for soup and there is a reason for that. Most vegetables are only good enough to use in a soup (although some argue the rice is superior). This is changing mind you, but only because of "time-space compression" not despite of it.

In this case, constraining people to slow food seems more like a premature death sentence than a socially just "option". Furthermore, can slow food really claim to be more ecologically sustainable? I have nothing against seasonal eating just so long as its not my only option. If it were my only option, as it is the case for many subsistence farmers unable to afford the surplus luxuries of the market, there is a high likelihood that I would have to either a) venture into the forests or find some other way of utilising natural resources to support my survival or b) migrate to work in a poorly paid low skilled job. I'm not saying that modernity is all that great for the environment, put its well established that neither is poverty. And yes I equate the championing of slow food as a delusional romanticism of poverty.

Thank god I have options.

From the way I see it, slow food is above all a middle class urbanite hobby elevated to the status of "movement". Not that there is anything wrong with that. Middle class urbanites need their causes too, not matter how vacuous they may seem to others. I myself am a middle class urbanite who probably fits in with many of the slow food movement ideals without being a card carrying member. I cook a lot and a lot of time consuming dishes. I consider it a hobby and would never frown upon another who decided to do something else with their time.

I've been thinking about this a bit lately since there has been a lot of talk amongst the Bangkok food media about the death of real Thai cuisine and I learned of a proposal to begin a branch of "slow food" here in Bangkok. The proposal is being arranged by chefs, the newly self-appointed guardians of food heritage and history everywhere these days it seems as women leave households in droves in search of careers, money and independence. Concomitantly, foodies start to bewail the death of traditional cuisine, which inevitably drives an increased demand for "traditional" home cooked food. Where do traditional dishes go when they die? Slow food restaurants, if they're lucky. Which is all fine and great for restauranteurs. What I can live without is the posturing and lecturing that goes along with it by people who are trying to elevate the cooking of female enslaving traditional dishes to the level of social movement. Give me a break. So you're into preserving culinary traditions, fine, some people are into collecting and preserving antique dolls, a fine service indeed to doll appreciators of the future. Yes, I agree that food is important, but more than that I value the freedom that a diversified industrial and above all modern society gives to me. This means having the option to spend all day making Ablas chicken and rice, or eating a burger and sleeping off a hangover. In my view there is a place for both and I don't need a badge to tell people that from time to time I like to make my own organic pasta.

*hangover healing power of hamburger aside

For more on recent slow food critique click here

I always preferred Wendy's



This from the consumerist

Wrong Burger at the Wrong Time?

Burger King in London has released a $200 dollar burger



Critics charge that the burger is gross, outrageous and with food prices soaring and hunger crisis threatening the lives of millions it is the wrong burger, with the wrong message at the wrong time. Maybe so, or with burger profit proceeds going to charity, is it better than the hunger cafes of Mumbai?

The golden Honda pulled over to the curb alongside the restaurant. A window rolled down. A 100-rupee note, worth about $2.30, popped out, courtesy of a woman in a head scarf who would identify herself only as Mrs. Abbas. Then, as quietly as it came, the car sped away.

Inside the Mahim Darbar restaurant, seven men sprang to their feet: gaunt, beleaguered men with pocked faces, men who appeared to have had their share of dashed hopes. But this was the moment they had been pining for. Mrs. Abbas had, in a quintessentially Mumbai way, bought them lunch.

The world is filled with eating houses of every kind. There are hamburger joints and caviar joints; there are places you drive through and places where you sit down; there is the New York steakhouse and the Paris bistro. But the world may be unfamiliar with a Mumbai variation on the theme: the hunger café.

It takes a city as frenetic, transactional and compassionate as Mumbai to erect eateries for the malnourished. They are not soup kitchens, for denizens of this city have little time to pour other people soup. In a city that never stops selling stocks and shooting movies, they prefer drive-by benevolence.

On a stretch of road in the Mahim neighborhood, the hunger cafés have stood for decades. Mumbai's broken, drifting men squat in neat rows in front of each establishment, waiting patiently. Vats full of food simmer behind them. What separates them from the food is the 25-cent-per-plate cost - a gulf harder to bridge than one might assume. But every so often, a car pulls up, donates, and the men dine....Consider an alternative way to feed these men. You could raise money in schools and temples; you could buy the food and serve it in the quiet of a shelter. You could at least let the men sit inside the restaurant, not on the edge of the sidewalk.

But in India, that may not work. Among the swelling middle class, the anonymous, checkbook-style charity has yet to catch on. Indians have shown scant enthusiasm for giving to abstract causes. Indian giving is feudal giving: giving to those below you in your household chain of command.


Source: International Herald Tribune June 16, 2008

What is better stuffing your face for the poor with $200 burgers or reducing your own consumption and redistributing the savings?

The first seems gross, but maybe pragmatic, the second ideal but possibly implausible?

Any way you look at it, it seems to me a sad state of affairs that Burger King is now the benevolent middle man pushing gross consumption in the name of charity.

Chef's Suggestion

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Another Friday night in Canberra, another cheap meal with PhD students who refuse to pay more than $25 for a meal including wine....choices are obviously some what limited

I staged a protest over eating another shitty "asian" meal

We ended up at the abomination that is The Australian Pizza Kitchen

We knew it would be bad....someone complained about the size/price ratio of their "individually sized pizza"

Waitresses snarled back

I suggested that we consider the "Chef's Suggestions". It seems that although they are a pizza restaurant the "chef" recommends the chips, accompanied by a side of something fried.

Could Heaven Ever Be Like This?

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In all probability, Idris Muhammed wasn't thinking of burritos when he wrote Could Heaven Ever Be Like This. Until recently, I would have agreed with Idris, having never been convinced of the charm of this fast food until we visited Big Fat Burrito in Kensington market (the other tipped spot in town is Burrito Boyz in the Entertainment District). I had only experienced big, leaden doorstopper burritos in Seattle, that had our stomachs putting up picket fences and protesting at the horrible working conditions.

Still, my vegetable burrito confounded expectations by striking exactly the right balance between sloppy comforting ingredients like cheese and refried beans, very fresh guacamole, crispy salad and a spike of hot sauce, jalapeno and lime juice. The small size wrapped in a flour tortilla is definitely big enough to satisfy but without that leaden gut feeling. (UNLESS you eat a goat patty beforehand as I did and then you may not be able to eat for the next 48 hours and will sit the next night at a Korean all-you-can-eat BBQ watching everybody else in a meat orgy while you are left trying to convince the Korean servers that you are not freeloading). Now that I am back in Germany I already miss this crunchy, refreshing, messy comfort food.

As described by Now magazine; "Mission-style burritos, available small or large: generous fajita-style strips of sirloin in a foil-wrapped flour tortilla layered with lots of gooey cheese, crunchy diced tomato, bell pepper and the slightest hint of jalapeño, guacamole, rice and beans; the unique yam burrito loaded with lots of sugary-sweet potato and salad-like fixin’s."

Steve Spacek and Mark Pritchard enjoy their chicken burritos:

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The location is also very nice with big, open air windows (no window panes) and thin plywood walls offering a 360 view of chilled out Kensington Market.

Big Fat Burrito
285 Augusta

Patty-cake, patty-cake...

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Speaking of Torontonian West Indian food, another good spot is Patty King on 187 Baldwin St in Kensington Market. We grabbed a couple of things with Steve Spacek, who had just been jiving on a local street name - Dundas - like it was Jamaican. His reaction to the curry goat patty on coco bread? "It's good man." I tended to agree - the filling was a bit spicier and more flavourful than Albert's: but maybe that was because it was goat. Unfortunately they heated it in the microwave and the shell had that overcooked crustiness around the edges.

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The Trinidadian doubles were also good (take note, vegetarians), with a salty spicy chickpea filling, though the very thin fried flat bread (which somehow also has a texture as if made from legumes, though it's just flour, turmeric etc) is quite greasy. A steal at $1.25, and you can get them here all week long.

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Patty King is also a Jamaican-style bakery. When we dropped in there was a white rasta lady with very long dreads, leaning over the counter and casually saying with a patois-type twang "America is gwan be destroyed, and Canada is next, because we are right next door" as if she was discussing some neighbourhood gossip. Meanwhile her Jamaican husband helped their child to pick from calallo (spinach) patties, cookies, and cassava pone.

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The sweet potato pudding was truly delicious, a chewy and glutinous cake with a spicy ginger-type flavour. One recipe I saw online did not have any ginger, and instead had rum, lime, coconut and cinnamon. But this recipe looks a bit closer, though the one from Patty King did not contain alcohol or raisins.

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Such a Jerk/What is this Ting

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Having eaten our way through many spots of both fancy schmancy and hole-in-the-wall varieties, we were left in no doubt of the culinary charms of Toronto. I must say that this city would definitely benefit from one reliable Sietsema-type reviewer though. (I urgently recommend Sietsema to begin research on a Toronto version of his books like 'Good and Cheap Ethnic Eats in New York City': he would have a field day in Toronto no doubt). You can easily find short, vague reviews on sites like Torontoplus or Toronto-ourfaves.com, but the best bet is to google the cuisine or restaurant you're interested in with 'Now magazine'. But not even Now has a complete (or completely reliable) catalogue of the city's offerings. And trying to figure something out from Chowhound is like playing darts in the dark. Oh la! Nothing to do but make sure you have a few reliable recommendations if your time in Toronto is limited.

Toronto's circa 220,000 strong Jamaican community largely came to the city after various dubious immigration policies ended in the '60s. Some of these immigrants contributed to Toronto’s hip hop, reggae, rocksteady, soul and funk scenes since the late ‘60s: including Jackie Mittoo and veterans of the Studio One and Trojan labels. Today the legacy continues with people like Kardinal Offishall, Canada's premier hip hop artist, who brings reggae roots into his beats.

Speaking of roots & beets (bada boom!), of course the West Indian community also brought with them some culinary fiyah. Albert Wiggon came to Toronto the mid 1970s, first as a factory worker, but by age 18 saving profit to open up his own business and practise the kitchen secrets taught him by his mother. His restaurant on St. Clair Avenue West spawned the smaller branch on Queen West West.

Albert's was the spot generally recommended to us by Torontonians of Jamaican descent. For me the allspiced rice 'n' peas and oxtail gravy (always ask for extra!) outshone the actual chicken, which was juicy and falling off the bone (island-style), but we should have got spicier (there's hotsauce on the counter).

Albert's also got the thumbs up from the New Yorkers who were in town. It was from Harlem-based DJ/writer Chairman Mao that I learned how to order the ultimate late night drunk food: a patty (or two, if you're a boy) on coco bread.

Jamaicans.com says
Ah, a warm, buttered piece of coco bread and a sandy beach... no one could ask for much more than that."

Fair enough, if eating a soft, white oversize hamburger bun on the beach is what you're into. And if that's your ting, along with your patty-on-coco-bread, you drink a bottle of grapefruit flavoured -yes - Ting.

The spicy meaty warmth of the patty and its pie-like suet pastry shell, the fluffiness of the bread soaking up the spice and the juice, the sting of the ting, combine to make it a late night drunken treat par excellence. And it's not bad by daylight either.

(Here is a recipe for a vegan version of patties with coco bread).

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Next time we're in the vicinity of Albert's, I hope to try an oxtail dinner with caramelized plantain, salt-cod fritters, gongo-pea soup and dumplings with gravy.


Albert's Real Jamaican Foods

542 St Clair Avenue West
Toronto - (416) 658-9445

558 Queen Street West (tell the cab driver Queen and Bathurst)
Toronto, ON M5V 2B5, Canada
(416) 304-0767

Inventing Traditions

I've mentioned before on a rant on my other blog about inventing food traditions. Many people came to Cambodia expecting to find a completely "authentic" "untouched" cuisine, where in fact, subsistence production and food scarcity means most food in the villages is pretty basic - a lot of rice, a plain fish soup perhaps, maybe some kangkong and some fermented fish. The truth is, it is only with economic growth and increased tourism and wealth that new food traditions are being invented in the previously non-existent restaurants and street vendors.

I find a lot of people like to try and boil down food to some essentialised and above all "authentic" number of dishes which must be cooked according to some said authorities "authentic" method using only prescribed ingredients.

But the thing I love about Thailand is that it has long been a multicultural hub, a regional and global centre, with different cultures introducing their own cuisine. Thai food itself is a kind of fusion between malay, chinese, indian, and laos traditions, mixed of course with chili from south america.

what I like is that after time different food cultures mingle with Thai food and new food traditions are invented, like Thai spaghetti....over time new food inventions become tradition


Much is made of the fact that Thailand is not and never has been colonised....from my own humble opinion I tend to think that one of the reasons for this is that Thais are experts at appropriating different cultural traditions and making them thoroughly Thai...I think that this is what makes Thailand interesting, dynamic and above all tastey...it comes from an openess to the world and a willingness to experiment

Hock's Sous chef takes many seeds and roots from a lot of the exotic varieties and imported vegetables they serve at the "high so" restaurant where he works. He takes them back to his farm upcountry and grows them. Among other things he grows avocados and horseraddish (he's been experimenting with asparagus but so far he's not successful)...of course there's no local demand for these exotic veges but he sends them to market anyway and more adventurous shoppers take it home and have a play...

Its all good in my books

Picture: Chiang Rai Parking Lot Pizza

spotted outside of the night bazaar and delivering all around inner city Chiang Rai....thoroughly Thai style pizza....cooked in portable convection ovens and only 49 baht...prices that Pizza Hutt can never compete with...

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Picture: "Authentic Thin Crust Pizza at Da Vinci's Chiang Rai"
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Chiang Rai Hilltribe Lamington

I kid not, found at the Bakery across from the major Bus Terminal in the centre of town which is reportedly a project set up to help Hilltribe women earn some extra cash...the hilltribe lamington has a layer of pandan flavoured marzipan inside...it was also very yummy
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I Told You So

When we lived in Cambodia, I remember it being a pet idea for a while that we should register the name KFC....Khmer Fried Chicken....before KFC entered the market....which I knew they would because....who doesn't love fried chicken?


Well....the Colonel is coming.....And no, I don't see it as a bad thing. I used to hate it when bleeding heart liberals would praise the fact that there was no McDonalds in Cambodia. And no that doesn't mean to say I'm all for cultural imperialism of America. If you sit and think for a while what it means for a country to not have McDonalds or KFC it means some pretty specific things. It means, that the company does not think it has a viable market, meaning people are too poor to afford a happy meal, or whatever. It may also mean that the food supply chains are not developed enough to support a fast food chain, it may mean that the quality of the local produce is not up to standard to prodduce a consistent product. Overall these are not good things.


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And my answer would be a resounding "hell yes!"

Source: The Star (Malaysia) Thursday August 30, 2007


"KUALA LUMPUR: QSR Brands Bhd is expanding its restaurant business under the KFC brand to Cambodia.

The first outlet is expected to be operational in Phnom Penh by year-end, said chairman Tan Sri Muhammad Ali Hashim during a press conference to announce the new venture Thursday.

The group plans to open four outlets initially in the capital as well as in major towns. This would be followed by two new restaurants every year.

The expansion to Cambodia involves setting up a joint venture company with two local partners, Royal Group of Companies Ltd and Rightlink Corp Ltd. QSR will hold 55% while Royal Group and Rightlink have 35% and 10% respectively.

QSR's initial investment is about US$3mil (RM10.5mil), which will be funded internally.

The group is hopeful that Cambodia would contribute profitably in the first year. "Everyone likes to eat chicken," Muhammad Ali said, adding that the country has a population of more than 14 million.

Presently, overseas operations, namely Singapore and Brunei, contribute about 15% of revenue.

If this latest venture proves to be successful, the group will consider expanding the Pizza Hut and Ayamas brands to Cambodia as well, Muhammad Ali said.

He noted that besides Cambodia, Myanmar and Laos also did not have the KFC presence."

Great Snacks For Eating Standing Up

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I often think food tastes better standing up.

Not sure if the term 立ち食い (Tachigui or standing eating) applies when you are eating at home, I think it is more about fast food, noodle shops on the street and so on. Will have to ask my friend Mami who I know is also a fan of the occasional standing-in-the-kitchen-with-a-glass-of-wine meal.

Here is Great Snack For Eating Standing Up #1 (please do contribute your own)

Shiitake mushrooms grilled in the oven with a few drops of balsamico. Eat while still very hot with a little squirt of Kyupi Japanese mayo while gazing out the window.

Warning: eating standing up is supposedly not good for obtaining full nutrition from food, according to a macrobiotic chef
I once took cooking classes from. But I still like it.

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